I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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