She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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