I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even my farts smell like vagina
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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