yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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