I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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