i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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