I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
