she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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