i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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