i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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