if you like me you must not know who I am
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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