Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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