New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He better not be in your backpack
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
