Screwed.edu
I smell stomach acid.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
