just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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