Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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