This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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