He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They took my balls.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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