school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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