No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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