This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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