Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i've created a new STD.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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