i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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