i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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