Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
