You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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