Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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