I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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