Can i not drive my cunt home
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
wanna go halves on a baby?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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