What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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