Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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