Apparently you make a good broom.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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