dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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