Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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