She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
