dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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