my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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