At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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