marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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