I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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