Christians are straight up FREAKS
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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