Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?