he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.