Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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