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say what?
wanna hang out?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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