Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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