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(516): View more from New York

Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her

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(540): View more from Virginia

there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber

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(760): View more from California

i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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(305): View more from Florida

he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.

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(631): View more from New York

I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?

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(804): View more from Virginia

If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.

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(567): View more from Ohio

So I'm never gonna get to see you again?

(740): View more from Ohio

Hopefully.

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