Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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