party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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