hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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