I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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