What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Randomize
