I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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