you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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