i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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