i jhust puked up my retainher.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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