My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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